I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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