sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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