arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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