Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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