Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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