all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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