does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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