no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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