we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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