Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
should my penis look like a turkey
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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