i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
