Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How drunk are you?
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