My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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