that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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