id be glad to
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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