He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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