i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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