if i died would you start the facebook group?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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