we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
