So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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