Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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