No awkward lesbian experiences without me
our cab driver is having phone sex.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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