I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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