I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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