wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
my liver is dry heaving
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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