I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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