trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he shaved USA in his pubs
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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