And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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