who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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