Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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