I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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