Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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