Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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