I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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