You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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