Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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