I must be too annoying 4 u.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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