That's intense
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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