that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I said "one day" and that day is not today
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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