sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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