hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
