i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I will pee on everything he values.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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