Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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