She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We have so much sex to catch up on
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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