Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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