I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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