Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
A+ Viking dick
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
