I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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