You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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