Where is the hickey?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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