I wanna bring you to show and tell
wrigley field is MILF paradise
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
