He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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